Holiday Gift Guide:

Hanging Alarm Clock - £19.95 Incapable of getting up? Every time this dangling alarm clock goes off, it climbs higher up its cable. To add to your misery it flashes as its piercing siren wails. You'll be hitting the roof. Almost.

Henry Desktop Vacuum - £9.95 Life's too short to waste time cleaning fluff-flecked keyboards, so why not let this cute little desktop vacuum do it for you? Based on the best-selling sucker, Henry will keep smiling as he clears your work area of pesky particles.

Sprig Kinetic Toys - from £19.95 These eco-friendly pre-school toys are made from an amazing recyclable bio-material that actually smells like wood. Seriously durable, Sprig vehicles feature lights and sounds activated by push and pump power (no batteries required) while a plug 'n' play driver tells stories along the way.

PowerGorilla - £149.95 Calling all laptop fans! Why compromise in the back-up battery department when you can juice up laptops, mobiles, vid cams and more with this ultra powerful spare battery. It's the Rolls Royce of spares, only cheaper and much easier to shove in your briefcase.

Michael Fish Fridge Magnet Set - £7.95 Today’s weather will be sunny with outbreaks of bad kipper ties. Well it will if you buy this brilliant fridge magnet kit because it contains all the daft weather symbols used by Michael Fish. Guaranteed not to slip off and embarrass you. Sort of.

Bite The Bullet - £6.95 Eleven of these sweet little slugs contain delicious choccy centres, but one conceals ferociously fiery chilli that's guaranteed to blow your head off - metaphorically, at least. Roll the dice, bite the bullet and prepare for pleasure or pain. Now includes extra chilli bullet. Nyaargh!

Vuzix iWear - from £199.95 We've seen some amazing eyewear in our time but Vuzix take the cake because they allow you to view movies and games on virtual big screens. Immersive? It's like mainlining a movie.

Star Wars Lightsaber Torch - £9.95 You'll be praying for a power cut the par-sec you get your mitts on this amazing torch as it looks just like Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber. It even emits a blue glow and makes that iconic 'pshwooohhh' sound.

Ducati Desmosedici R/C Bike - £59.95 Rossi wannabes will go gaga over this incredible rechargeable R/C bike, as its leg-popping, head-turning, seat-shifting rider actually leans into corners to balance the machine - no stabilisers required. Simply set the skill level and get ya motor runnin'.

Space Invaders Alarm Clock - £24.95 If you've never woken up next to a bunch of scary aliens, you don't what you're missing. So find out with this officially licensed Space Invaders Alarm Clock. Exclusive to Firebox, it features the appendage-waggling invaders in all their sinister glory, with ominous sound effects to boot. Help!